Monday, December 15, 2008

Atrocities I Have Witnessed

These things were seen or heard at my local Mall Friday during my lunch hour.

1) Man combing beard.- Doesn't sound to bad but was a horror to watch.

2) Store clerk peddling spa socks to a Mennonite woman. - No, she didn't buy them.

3) While waiting in line at Subway a VERY large woman behind me says "I got dis gas bubble in my stomach and I just gotta get it out!!" and then she ordered the pepper jack cheese.

3 comments:

Tonia said...

AARRRGGGGHHHH!!!! EWWWW! I am not sure which is worse the beard or the Subway woman. The Mennonite one is funny in a twisted way. Hmmm... I will be on the lookout for some to share. -t

Jenn said...

Yes, It would be fun to here some from your neck of the woods.

Tonia said...

Jenn,
I posted some herbal tea recipes on my blog. I meant to weeks ago, but spaced until today. Hope you have a very happy Christmas! -tonia